Transcript of the “Flash Fiction Plug” video that FAH made for the FlAsH Fiction Contest
Foil: Hey, we’re Foil Arms and Hog, we’re here to announce the flash fiction, eh, competition. It runs all of May.
Arms: First annual?
Foil: First annual.
Arms: Flash fiction.
Foil: Flash fiction, flllash fiction.
Arms: What about Foil Arms and Hog true crime?
Hog: Yeah. Or what about like anything about Foil Arms and Hog like Flash, the Flash. I’m not, uh, big into the flash. This is, what was-
Arms: Is that a cartoon? I never, I actually don’t, is it Flash Gordon, no? No, or is that something different?
Foil: No, that’s flash, it’s Flash Gordon.
Hog: Naw, the –
Arms: Is it?
Foil: Isn’t it? It definitely is.
Hog: But the, then there’s Captain Flash, those novels.
Foil: Flash-mer (interrupted)
Arms: And then there’s flash. (Sings) flash dundundun ahaha.
Hog: Oh yeah, by Queen.
Arms: By Queen (he says this at the same time as Hog as they both recognize the tune that Arms has just sung.)
Foil: Ah, then there’s the cleaning thing, the product. Flash
Arms: Oh, and they probably use that song to sell the products as well, I think they did.
Hog: There’s a lot of topics they can cover in this competition.
Foil: I think it’s because FAH is in the word flash.
Arms: Flalash . . . it’s a bit of a reach, you’re reaching . . .
Foil: The F big-
Arms: You’re reaching, Agent Finegan.
Foil: The l little, the A big, and then the s.
H: Like an anagram
Foil: Then the H
Hog: But remove two letters.
Arms: I guess you’ve seen it, have you?
Foil: Yeah (laughs)
Arms: Here we go.
Foil: This is a very long winded of saying, eh long winded way of saying that the competition runs all of May. It can be a short story or poetry. And there’s prizes! They’re decent.
Arms: Can we win?
Foil: Oh, yeah. Are we allowed to enter?
Hog: We can definitely win.
Foil: (speaks at the same time as Hog) I think we’re allowed to enter.
Hog: (speaking at the same time as Foil) I’m in the group, course, I’m gonna win.
Arms: We have to have a head start.
Hog: Yeah, yeah.
Foil: It’s on!
Hog: They lost! So embarrassing.
Arms: Alright, best of luck.
Foil: We do a doomdah for it?
Hog: Yeah, yeah.
ALL: Ehh, dooomdaaaah (one of the lads goes quite off key, but they don’t stop singing. Arms leads the lads in saving the doomdah and they all sing) ooohhh-wey!