Transcript of the “Flash Fiction Plug” video that FAH made for the FlAsH Fiction Contest

 

Foil: Hey, we’re Foil Arms and Hog, we’re here to announce the flash fiction, eh, competition. It runs all of May.

 

Arms: First annual?

 

Foil: First annual.

 

Arms: Flash fiction.

 

Foil: Flash fiction, flllash fiction.

 

Arms: What about Foil Arms and Hog true crime?

 

Hog: Yeah. Or what about like anything about Foil Arms and Hog like Flash, the Flash. I’m not, uh, big into the flash. This is, what was-

 

Arms: Is that a cartoon?  I never, I actually don’t, is it Flash Gordon, no? No, or is that something different?

 

Foil: No, that’s flash, it’s Flash Gordon.

 

Hog: Naw, the – 

 

Arms: Is it?

 

Foil: Isn’t it? It definitely is.

 

Hog: But the, then there’s Captain Flash, those novels.

 

Foil: Flash-mer (interrupted)

 

Arms: And then there’s flash. (Sings) flash dundundun ahaha. 

 

Hog: Oh yeah, by Queen. 

 

Arms: By Queen (he says this at the same time as Hog as they both recognize the tune that Arms has just sung.)

 

Hog: Yeah.  

 

Foil: Ah, then there’s the cleaning thing, the product. Flash

 

Arms: Oh, and they probably use that song to sell the products as well, I think they did.

 

Hog: There’s a lot of topics they can cover in this competition.

 

Foil: I think it’s because FAH is in the word flash.

 

Hog: Flahash

 

Arms: Flalash . . . it’s a bit of a reach, you’re reaching . . . 

 

Foil: The F big-

 

Arms: You’re reaching, Agent Finegan.

 

Foil: The l little, the A big, and then the s.

 

H: Like an anagram 

 

Foil: Then the H

 

Hog: But remove two letters.

 

Arms: I guess you’ve seen it, have you?

 

Foil: Yeah (laughs)
 

Arms: Here we go.

 

Foil: This is a very long winded of saying, eh long winded way of saying that the competition runs all of May. It can be a short story or poetry. And there’s prizes! They’re decent.

 

Arms: Can we win?

 

Foil: Oh, yeah. Are we allowed to enter?

 

Hog: We can definitely win.  

 

Foil: (speaks at the same time as Hog) I think we’re allowed to enter.

 

Hog: (speaking at the same time as Foil) I’m in the group, course, I’m gonna win.

 

Arms: We have to have a head start.

 

Hog: Yeah, yeah.

 

Foil: It’s on!

 

Hog: They lost! So embarrassing.

 

Arms: Alright, best of luck.

 

Foil: We do a doomdah for it?

 

Arms: Yes!

 

Hog: Yeah, yeah. 

 

ALL: Ehh, dooomdaaaah (one of the lads goes quite off key, but they don’t stop singing. Arms leads the lads in saving the doomdah and they all sing) ooohhh-wey! 

 

Hog: Yikes